imagineyouricon:

Imagine your icon licking a Popsicle in a seductive way, then dropping it on the ground and crying. 

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screarner:

*swirls chocolate milk in a wine glass*

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lizziemcganja:

friend: i’m getting mcdonalds you want anything?

me: i don’t have money

friend: it’s all good, i’ll pay

me:

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aflowerthatbloomsinadversity:

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

carolxdanvers:

the new assassin’s creed looks great

can’t be the new assassins creed, that’s a woman 

shots fired

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christmasbarakat:

my dad is a cop and i just called him and he was like “hey i have a 17 year old boy in the back of my cop car right now that i’m running him to the station” and i asked if he was cute and my dad said “Hey, my daughter wants to know if you’re cute” and the guy said “i want to say yes, sir” and my dad started laughing so hard

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bewbin:

buttchunks:

A living legend.

When’d Obama grow a ponytail

caseyanthonyofficial:

When your girlfriend tries to hold your hand before marriage

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