Imagine your icon licking a Popsicle in a seductive way, then dropping it on the ground and crying.
friend: i’m getting mcdonalds you want anything?
me: i don’t have money
friend: it’s all good, i’ll pay
the new assassin’s creed looks great
can’t be the new assassins creed, that’s a womanshots fired
my dad is a cop and i just called him and he was like “hey i have a 17 year old boy in the back of my cop car right now that i’m running him to the station” and i asked if he was cute and my dad said “Hey, my daughter wants to know if you’re cute” and the guy said “i want to say yes, sir” and my dad started laughing so hard
When your girlfriend tries to hold your hand before marriage